would you like some cream cheese on your beagle
keep your cream cheese away from my dog
me when I see a train: look there’s a train
i like asking a question to someone even though i already know the answer just to see if the person will lie
“Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it’s almost heartbreaking because they don’t want it to be over. It’s a little bittersweet, isn’t it?”
That is the laughingly mad face of a man who can see the end in sight, but is not there yet.
No one hates twilight more than Robert Pattinson. NO ONE.
We got Mally’s hair cut a few days ago, and she requested it be “really very short” so I can “put sour cream in it and it can be spiky!”. Again, the hairdresser was reluctant to give her what she asked for, and Mally was talked around to a longer (but still very cute) ‘do.
This afternoon she asked me if I could make her hair purple again, and as I was spraying it she started styling it up. I asked if she wanted help and she accepted, and together we created this.
"I’m a punk rocker, mummy!" she exclaimed with glee as she jumped around in front of the mirror.
And of course no rock chic look is complete without badly applied black and red eye shadow.. Malorie has the look down pat.
You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs
but then suddenly ZOOP
fucking green herrons
Oh my god
Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER
i’m quite amused by david tennant to be honest. besides the fact that he’s a brilliant actor and a gorgeous man, he’s also a hotter woman than me i mean
OH GOD HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL
he looks like Lorde
Does that make him a Time Lorde?
[a generic post about black clothing and hating everyone]